Wednesday, September 12, 2007

news flash

mizz flea flea's people would like to apologize for her recent absence here on her blog page.

we also wanted to inform you that she's

a)not dead
b)hasn't been institutionalized
c)been abducted by aliens

she would also like us to inform you that she's "going through some things" (whatever the hell that means were just quoting her) which may be a result of the following:

- being laid off/dismissed from yet another job (yup, that's right what a loser eh!) mind you she wants us to stress that she hated it with a passion and was truly relieved to be let go

- still dealing with repressed rage and hate for her former employer that kicked off this entire string of bad luck in the 1st place (we'd like to note that she needs to move on from this but for some reason she cannot let it go) and every time she sees their truck's/employees out and about this rage just resurfaces and makes her angry/depressed (crazy!! & she needs meds but i didn't say it...)

- having to cave and take a job that she could've took before she started the last job (which she hated, remember?) and have to work nights/weekends, and learn a whole lot of goobly gunk that hurts her poor little head

- dealing with a bad, bad little puppy that gets into everything and really tries her patience

- missing miss britney spear's horrific performance on the mva's (like hello!) this may actually have cheered her up a bit to see someone worse off than her

- being lazy and out of shape and having no mojo to do anything about it (we think she needs to stop going thru the mcdonald's drive thru....)

- and basically not knowing what she wants to do with her life in general. she wants us to stress that everything suxs ass right now and for you all to bear with her while she goes through this difficult time. hopefully she will snap out of her little pity party soon, were frankly quite tired of her negativity...but you didn't hear that from me......

sincerely,

mizz flea flea's conscience

5 comments:

Scottsdale Girl said...

Oh Flea, I want to scoop you up and hug you to pieces.

Maybe the bright side is that you will have more time to train the puppy?

Swishy said...

Ohhhh!! You are so cute and funny. Don't worry ... life will get better soon, I promise!

flea said...

scottsdale girl - :) thanks sweetie pie!! and sadly no, to tired when i come home from training to do anything but crash, hopefully it will get better soon (not so hard on the head..)

swishy - oh, man i hope so

Beth said...

OMG...Swishy is such a sweetheart!

Flea Flea....life kinda sucks right now...but it WILL get better...I think...I hope...oh hell, who knows?!

Miss 1999 said...

(Sending lotsa hugs and love) I feel ya, girl-- They informed me that I "didn't have a job" on December 23rd of last year. Life can be such a bitch-- but I know something good will be waiting around the corner for ya! *Hugs and Love*