Tuesday, September 26, 2006

upset stomache, indigestion, nausea, diarrhea, HEY! Pepto-Bismal!

no, not all of these currently apply to me. no. uh ah, the only one that applies is, dare i say it out loud, as i'm afraid of yet another washroom run, diarrhea. quite possibly the worst thing ever, but i'll spare u the grose details.

and do you know why i'm suffering from this god awful bout of the ruins? because i was put on a "stronger" dose of meds because of my still, STILL! aching, fucking, injured side! and this said medication is making me pay. oh yes indeed! i have lost count how many times i have gone to the bathroom, i now have an extremely sore ass to go along with my sore ribs. nice huh. not only is it nice, everything is just fucking GREAT! great i say. you know how last week i started off with killer news to begin the week. CHA! like where the hell is that this week? that's what i would like to know. can't a person have more than one happy week in her poor pathetic life? pffff.guess not.

so not only do i have the fucking ruins, my side is still in agony! like almost crying in tears agony, and dr's have still not requested a chest x-ray, and still tell me if it's not gone in 2 wks to contact my dr yet again. i am no going on week 3 with this. and the pain is still very intense and not lessening at all. like what the fuck do i have to do or say to get my point across? it hurts to breathe, it hurts to sit, it basically hurts all the fucking time. i'm not sleeping, therefore i have major baggage under my eyes. i wanted so badly to post a pic of my new fab "rockstar" hair but sadly my face isn't so rockstar these days. sigh. i'm so frustrated and just plain tired. i missed work yesterday, did not want to come today (almost wished i hadn't as it's majorlly dead here today) and i want to oh so badly to my new work out tape but i can't, because I'M INJURED!

fuck

i think i'm gonig to grab yet another piece of cake from the evil kitchen here at work and sit here and cry for the next hour. i don't think anyone will notice.

and yes i'm fucking pre-menstrual too on top of all this other shit

10 comments:

luckysevn said...

Yay!!! Fuck-fest!!!

And I definitely don't mean that in the sexual way...

Fuckin' stupid word having too many fuckin' meanings....

Anyway - sorry to hear about your troubles! You know my fix - alcohol, alcohol, and more alcohol!!! Oh wait - that's what got you into this mess in the first place.... nevermind!

But feel better!!!

Miss 1999 said...

That sucks! I know what a bitch it is to have stomach cramps and other "joys" that go along with all of the said situations mentioned in this post- How soon I ya get back to normal! :0)

Ben O. said...

My wife's grandmother calls it Diarhrear and it feels like your rear is dying for sure.

Get better quick - Ben O.

flea said...

lucky - lmafo!! oh how i love the fuck word, it just fits so well into so many things in life, and i do somewhat agree with your alcohol theory but i think i'll stay away from that for a little while......

miss 1999 - ugh! i here you, i'm somewhat a little better today (didn't/refuse to take meds, will stick with basic advil thanks)

ben o - ok your grandmother is a fucking genius! that's brillant! i luv it

RedNeckGirl said...

sorry to hear you are in pain and got the lovely side effects of the meds. My son is going through the same thing with an antibiotic, he's only two and doesn't understand what is going on....that potty training thing went all to hell this week....lol

Sending get well vibes your way....thanks for visiting my blog.

flea said...

redneckgirl - ah your poor little guy, i feel bad now about my rant, when i'm sure he's worse off than me! thanks for your kind words, and thanks for droppin by my site too!

melanie said...

fucking hell... walk your ass into the doctors office, and keep saying my fucking side hurts until he/she sees you!

thats my answer!

*hands her the Cottonelle adult personal wipes coupon*

try em! your ass will thank you. ;-)

Nancy Drew said...

Are you sure that your appendix is OK? How about getting that checked out Flea?

If it's an appendix and it burst, you could die from that rather fast....

Nancy Drew said...

and appendicitis has the symptoms you're talking about. How about just phoning a hospital and asking? Or calling a clinic?

Nancy Drew said...

http://www.emedicinehealth.com/appendicitis/page3_em.htm