Tuesday, May 09, 2006

do you smell curry???

here's my afternoon chuckle to myself

so i'm sitting here at my desk after just consuming my lunch and i just so happen to just let a 'lil fart sneak through which is very hard to do here considering that i'm out in the open and right in the area that the "main" traffic flow passes through. so i let it out hoping that nobody wanders through in the next few minutes or so. and usually they don't or at least my farts don't smell but it just so happens that it did today and what do you think happens next?

well

it just so happens that one of the "hotties" (not the hottest but still attractive) wanders our from no where and immedietly starts smelling......

omg ~ omg ~ omg

so i quickly shoot up outta my chair (before he gets super close trying to dissapate the smell) and get up and pretend to be doing something and he's like

~ "sniff"~

~"sniff" ~

do you smell curry? and i'm like ummmm what?! still trying to be busy and he's like did someone have curry for lunch? i nervously giggled (always play dumb when put on the spot in a situation like this.....) and manage to stammer out that another girl had something with cheese on it for lunch. geesh i didn't think it smelled that bad. but curry!? C'mon!!

oi

what a day

6 comments:

Jimmy said...

HAHAHA!!! THAT was great!!! ;o)

flea said...

jimmy - yeah, i hate to admit it but it kinda was good wasn't it?? at least i hope so, i have to get something outta my utter embarassment....

glad u enjoyed it

Sadie Lou said...

that is so sick! That happened to me once. I tooted and seriously this guy asked me to check my shoes for dog poo.
*laughing*

flea said...

sadie - ha ha ha that makes me feel a little bit better

Anonymous said...

You know,it's really hard to type when you're rolling on the floor laughing...if I fart today, I'm gonna go into hysterics...

flea said...

scrunch - ha ha ha

i haven't been the same since, now everytime i fart i think of this scenerio