i had to share this and add my two cents to it
happy friday ~ enjoy ~
Titled : When girls drink to much
1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS. how does this always, always seem to happen?? i've resorted to not even taking my purse with me
2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING
OUR BUTT WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE
MOVE AROUND. or dancing like a stripper (or thinking that you are a stripper....)and being unable to move or walk the next day....
3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S ASS
AND HONESTLY BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO. hell yeah bring it on baby i could take anyone on i feel like superman.....are u looking at me? didn't think so biatch!
4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOK MORE
LIKE A HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST FOUR
HOURS AGO can't say that this happens to me at least not til the next day as i always pass out before taking my makeup off i always think i'm the hottest thing on the planet until i wake up in the morning and it all comes crashing back
5.WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE
THEM SOOOOO MUCH. oh my god this is so true.....and oh yeah i sooooo luv you!
6. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A
NEW SONG PLAY'S BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!"you cannot prye me off of the dance floor after having a few and every song is my favorite
7. WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO US. sadly this is true too
8. WE'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT. dammit, true again (although i haven't touched one in forever but you always just want to)
9. WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO WE BELIEVE CHEATED US BY GIVING US JUST LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE GIN. yup, true again
10. WE THINK WE ARE IN BED, BUT OUR PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY
LIKE THE KITCHEN FLOOR can't say i've ever done this personally i usually make it to the bed but i can so see me doing this
11. WE FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID'S DOWN WHEN WE SIT ON IT. yup done this one before
12. WE TAKE OUR SHOES OFF BECAUSE WE BELIEVE IT'S THEIR FAULT THAT WE'RE HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT. the shoes almost always come off if not for walking because they hurt, or i trip or i just feel like running around barefoot channeling my inner britney spears it doesn't matter cause i'm loaded baby and i feel sexy and fine!
man i feel like going and tying one on now fer sure!