Tuesday, August 01, 2006

sicker than a dog

who the heck gets sick in the dead ass middle of summer and it being like hotter than hell out? while you may be thinking of either a)a sickly elderly person or perhaps b) a small child, guess what your wrong it's me! the one and i'm sure only person that has a "head" cold on the 1st day of August.

and to make matters worse hubby and i were planning to go to Prince Edward Island for the long weekend coming up. which means that this bloody cold that hit me yesterday had better be gone and pronto. i look like i've been on a week long bender and then some, my eyes are all puffed up and running (yeah like eww) along with my runny nose, which thankfully hasn't hit it's "red" phase yet but i'm sure it will be by tomorrow. and tired. omg i don't think i've ever, EVER been this tired

this so suxs right now

i should be happy and frolicking about cause it's summer time and not only that it's August and my birthday's next week and it's the bestest month out of the whole year and i'm totally whining right now but i'm sick! and it's so not FAIR

so now i'm trying to pin point the evil doer/carrier that gave me this god-for-saken cold, and of course my paranoid mind thinks that i'm in SK's (stephen kings) book "the Stand" (awsome book by the way and you should totally check it out if you haven't yet) and that i'm dying of captin trips, sigh, why!?

why!!!!

i'm going to blow my nose now ~sniff~ and mabye cry a little

15 comments:

luckysevn said...

Nothing - and I mean NOTHING - kicks a cold in the ass faster than a double shot of Yukon Jack. My grandparents' knew what they were talkin' about when they said "whiskey'll cure whatever ails ya!" Toothache??? Rub some whiskey on it!!! Sore throat? Have a shot!

I highly recommend it!!!

flea said...

ooohh i could so go for this, now to find some whiskey....hmmm

Barry said...

Maybe you got cursed for the little white lies :P

flea said...

dammit, i knew those lies would come back to haunt me

Jimmy said...

YUCK! That sucks! Double-up on your vitamins darlin'! ...though luckysevn's idea does sound hella-good right about now!

flea said...

jimmy - vitamins??? never heard of em, is that a chinese thing or something....LOL! i know, i know my mom hounds me all the time, and obiviouisly if i would've listened i probably wouldn't be sick....so i guess she was right

Nancy Drew said...

Sorry sweetie...do you know Malcolm J? He's the guy who spread it to ME too!!

Yukon Jack huh?

NOW I find out.....

mcBlogger said...

If it makes you feel better, it's going around. There's a guy here on the base, who's actualy in the hospital. So, your not alone hun. I'm sure you'll be fine by the weekend. You can use it as an opportunity to cozy up with books and movies and ice cream, and be doted on by hubby. There's always a bright side. :-)

flea said...

nd - malcom j eh?? hmmm i don't recall the name but i curse him, oh yes indeed!

mcblogger - still sickly today and it's now thursday, not looking good for tomorrow and i'm so just going to either lay in the tent or lay on the beach, i just hope we have good weather

Sadie Lou said...

You need some Cold Calm the next time a summer cold pops up on ya. You can find it in the organic section of your grocery store or at a health food store. They are little dissolvable tablets that you eat like three times a day--kicks colds fast.
Good luck to you!

tshsmom said...

I had pneumonia last summer. You're right, it SUCKS!!

Wandering Coyote said...

Hope you're feeling better, Flea...

Ben O. said...

Get better so you don't miss the dead ass end of summer.

Ben O.

mcBlogger said...

Hope you ended up feeling better for the weekend and had a great time.

flea said...

sadie - not sure if we can get this up here (our market's our so different) but i will look for it! thanks for the tip

tshmom - i'm scared to death that this is what i'm leading into, i can't stop coughing up flem and ucky stuff

ben o - god i hope so

mcblogger - sadly, i was sick the whole time, i still enjoyed myself though, just not like i would've if i would've been feeling good