Grammy Fashion Run Down (the Bad)

ah, yet another fab fantastic award show (how many more do we have left?? god i hope not many....)

the 2007 Grammys people!! woot woot

actually it was quite drab and (gasp!) boring! what has happend to this show back when i was a kid (i really mean teenager) this show was the most awsome thing around.....where are the heavy rock bands that are drunk and on stage cursing (GNR can u hear me??), where are the steller live performances? and sadly even the fasion wasn't that appealing to me, in fact i only lasted 3o minutes people and i threw in the towel and wen't to bed. sad. just plain sad.

from what i did see in those 30 minutes, i saw the Police re-unite, was meh, ok to say the least, i saw JT perform and the dixie chicks and that's about it (hubs was manning the remote and flicking back and forth between that and American Choppers...) anyways, i still couldn't help make fun of the sad people who should know better than to leave the house looking like they did...

so here's my pics for the wurst dressed of the evening:


Whoa Nelly!

are you channeling She-Ra here? i really don't get this whole look, and honestly why, WHY is it every time someone takes your pic you have to either pout or make some weird ass facial expression (almost like you have to go #2 if you ask me), trust me it's not sexy

i do somewhat almost like the detailing around your bra and before actually scrolling down further and seeing the remaining tatters of your dress i was thinking hmm not bad and then OMG! this is so nasty beyond words and in fact i can't stand to look at it anymore so i'm moving on








next up is the duffster, or aka Hilary Duff

what the heck has happend to you?

you used to be so cute and bubbly and happy and normal looking, i don't know what the hell you are trying to prove (yes i get that you are growing up and all...but geesh) with this whole rock look you got going on and you hair looks like, well, like you stuck your finger in an electical outlet to be honest and the dress.....ick all i see is shiny and lace and you all know how much i hate, HATE shiny people. that and it also resembles fish scales which cannot possibly be a good thing

on a side not i luv your shoes and the cute little knee bend!





ugh

her again, and again and again, can't she go away already?

do you have any idea how much i disslike Carrie Underwood? well if you didn't now ya do!

for a second there i thought i had been re-directed to that lady that makes wax statues for famous pps and has them in a musem....what's her name.....anyways, she looks fake, like wax and not human. i think she's a robot or an alien sent from above just to irritate the beejeebsus out of me. cannot. stand. her.

i'll leave it at that

and her dress looks like shiny puke, shiny grey pukey matter

FUGLY!!!



oh great, another wax figure

hold up, wait a minute!

It's Beyonce!!!

now at first i sort of dug this dress, it's different and unique and more importantly looks really, really expensive

but the more i looked at it (and her shitty ass hair extensions), the more i hated it

one too many folds and buckles if you ask me

but i still really dig the color





and lastly

quite possibly the worst thing i have ever seen in my life, but then again what do you expect from a women that's name is Imogen Heap?

i'm not sure if she's on crack or if someone dared her to go like this, cuz there is no way i would leave my house like this unless it was halloween and even then i'm not so sure......

perhaps she is trying to hypnotize us with her umbrella, or the fugly flower like thingys on her dress

who knows?

i do know this, it's a whole lotta fug