Monday, May 02, 2005

funniest thing ever

just goes to show you that it does not take much to excite the foster clan (hubby and me), were just sitting around chillin watchin the good ol tube when my kitty cats decide that they want out. they are meowing and scratching at the door just itching to be outside. so i let them out and i think to myself i wonder where they go and what they do........hmmm how interesting would that be, when i spot something black moving in the corner of my vision in my driveway........wtf is that!!?? OH MY GOD THERE IS SOMETHING IN THE DRIVE WAY HONEY AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT ISSSSSSS........ OMG THE CATS ARE CHASING IT!!!!!!!!! DAMMIT IT IS A PORCUPINE AND THEY ARE GOING TO GET NEEDLES IN THEM AND DIE!!! As I am yelling all this i'm running barefoot out the drive way calling here kitty kitty trying to get them away from this thing (which is huge by the way), meanwhile jynxy (my baby kitty who is none to bright) is running alongside this rodent like it's his long lost best friend. NO Jynxy NOOOOOOOOOOO! hubby runs past me in a blur to the rescue to make sure that i acutally did see it....ummm hello didn't you just hear me yelling???? "oh my god he says I can shoot it" and he gets all excited and runs back into the house. huh??? as i stand here in the cool May night i'm thinking to myself that these sort of things must only happen to myself. it is starting to get darker and darker and I can't see shit now & i'm cold and i lost site of the damn porcupine i head back to the house to get a coat & a flash light and i hear hubby tearin the house apart to get his big bad gun out and off he goes. luckily i was not there for the murder of this poor little bastard but I can't feel bad as my dogs fer sure would have tried to get this thing and try to kill it or eat it and thus they would just have ended up with needles in their faces or rabies. What is the purpose of porcupines in life anyways? they are the fugliest things ever and they cause rabies and only hurt things. i know, i know this is v. cruel and mean and I do apologize and i mean no offense to anyone but really he's better off gone and not causing me problems. (i.e garbage ripped to shreds this am, dogs getting hurt, cats getting hurt, stupid jynxy, stupid, stupid cat.....) so there ends the fate of one porcupine and one funny story (at least i'm laughing not sure if you are) for myself. Good night my friends, sleep tight.

6 comments:

krazykaper said...

poor porcupine *sniff* probably just looking for food to feed it's babies. :( you're a monster. :P he he

TSC Andrew said...

hahhah that is hilarious...which brings me to something I just thought of. I may like to fish, so far the only sport I have gotten into with the wildlife. But the girlfriend "H" on the other hand likes to hunt. Do you think she is going to be the one running after stuff like this wanting to shoot it?

flea said...

Andy i'm afraid you are probably right. You'll be the one standing back and shreiking......he he he.... i'm giggling just getting the mental pic.

TSC Andrew said...

Oh no...at this point when we even roll by a deer or something on the road she is..."Hold on slow down...that it is a buck...Nice" Well I guess I will just have some bloggin stories for the future is all.

Bridget Jones said...

ROFL glad your baby's OK! I'd do exactly the same, right up to blogging it!
Bridg

Aila said...

Porcupines are adorable...to look at !!!