Tuesday, October 25, 2005

skanky ass breath

you know when you can smell your own breath it has to be pretty bad am i right? and i cannot for the life of me pinpoint what exactly my breath smells like but it's nasty

man i hate, hate bad breath it's one of my many pet peeves and to know that i have bad breath myself is just down right wrong. but alas i have no gum, mint or tooth paste with me so i'm avoiding everyone.

and to top it all off i have a nice icky grose layer of crap (fungi is the word i want to use...) on my tongue. have you ever had strep throat? this is what my tongue and throat feels like i'm starting to get. i know, i know i was recently Ms. Sickly pants but i can't help but feel like i'm getting ill again. all the signs are there and trust me i've had strep enough times to know what to expect. and this skanky ass breath is a sure WARNING sign in big bright flashing fashion. or mabye i just have bad breath syndrome.

who knows but i sure as hell could use a mint right now.

4 comments:

Aila said...

gum...hope your feeling okay.

Wandering Coyote said...

You're not on a low-carb diet, are you?

flea said...

aila - i'm feeling okay just have icky breath, i think i'm just being paranoid....

wandering coyote - ummm no if anything i eat way to many carbs. v. interesting to know though.....

Kleokatra said...

ok, I am like sick all winter. one reason that I really really hate winter. I have been trying daily vitamins and an extra tab of vitamin C. It has been working. I actually think that I avoided getting strep by taking these. I had red and white swollen glands, with a fever, sinus congestion, and scratchy throat, and in about two days of the vitamins and ny-quil it went away. Try it. Sorry for the crappy spelling. : ) Hope you find some gum : )