Thursday, January 27, 2005

Just a joke

*Please note that I have nothing against people from Newfoundland, and I mean no harm by this joke (i'm sure they are used to this anyways) I just liked this and I thought what the heck i'll post it on my blog and share the laughter ~ enjoy ~

A newfie went hunting one day in Ontario and bagged three ducks. He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive home when he was confronted by a game warden who didn't like newfies.

The game warden ordered the newfie to show his hunting license, and the newfie pulled out a valid Ontario hunting license. The game warden looked at the license, then reached over and picked up one of the ducks, sniffed its butt, and said, "This duck ain't from Ontario. This is a Quebec duck. You got a Quebec huntin' license, boy?"

The newfie reached into his wallet and produced a Quebec hunting license. The game warden looked at it, then reached over and grabbed the second duck, sniffed its butt, and said "This ain't no Quebec duck. This duck's from Manitoba. You got a Manitoba license?" The newfie reached into his wallet and produced a Manitoba hunting license.

The warden then reached over and picked up the third duck, sniffed its butt, and said, "This ain't no Manitoba duck. This here duck's from Nova Scotia. You got a Nova Scotia huntin' license?" Again the newfie reached into his wallet and brought out a Nova Scotia hunting license.

The game warden was extremely frustrated at this point, and he yelled at the newfie "Just where the hell are you from?"

The newfie turned around, bent over, dropped his pants, and said, "You tell me, you're the expert."

3 comments:

Jodi said...

Well, we're just digging out from under another blizzard that hit Halifax on Sunday/Monday. The third one in a week!! Again - not much impact on me...ahh..i love living in a downtown apartment. Like tomorrow night, I'm going to a Mooseheads hockey game (Metro Centre is right beside my building), then to the Marquee club to see one of Pete's bands play (5 min walk away). So I can stumble home and not have to worry about driving, etc. And lots of coffee shops around for the Saturday recovery period :)
Have a great weekend everyone!!

flea said...

Hey Jodi, we here in Western NB only got 2 out of 3 storms in one week which was bad enough so I don't envy you in NS. Sounds like you have it good down there & you sound happy. Hope all is well with you. Say hello to Pete and Kelly for me as I haven't heard from him lately. Enjoy the good ol hockey game :0)

krazykaper said...

OMG So fuckin funny! Laughed my "ASS" off