I honestly think that I am beginning to lose my freaking mind. Last week was a very hard and long week and yes I may have been a tad overtired but this is a new low for even me. You see like any 24 year old female out there i'm on the birth control pill, I am married but there is no WAY in HELL that i'm prepared or even ready to consider having a child.....anyways that's a whole other story.
So every morning I wake up, turn on my shower and take my pill. Friday morning my husband says to me "why did you take a pill out of next weeks row and why in the middle?". I think to myself wtf (what the fuck) are u talking about and sure enough I look at my pills and next Wendesday's pill is missing. And for the life of me I do not recall taking this pill I always take them in order and I don't know what the fuck happened to it. So then my mind takes to racing (and this is before Sunday nights eposode of Desperate Housewives....strange) that mabye my husband popped it out of it's package like "whoops" and it falls to the floor only to be swept away. This is totally wrong of me to think this but he's sooooo been on the baby wagon lately that I wouldn't put it entirely past him. So last night I asked him "did you take my pill" and he's like you honestly think I would do something like that? and i'm like well did you and he's like no I swear on my dead grandparents and I still don't entirely belive him!!! And then he's like well mabye the cat knocked them off???? Like that would happen, yeah the cat is eating my birth control pills through the packaging and he managed to pop it out without doing any damage to the pkg. Yeah right.
So i'm losing my mind and I must have taken 2 pills but I don't REMEMBER and it's not something that I see myself doing and I don't know where the hell it is so now i'm probably going to get pregant and yeah, just fucking great!!!!!!!!!!! Guess my hubby won't be getting any nookie this week.......he he i'm sooooo evil!!