drunken crackwhore

now normally i only drink (aka get drunk) like say mabye 4-6 times over a full year (,Halloween, Christmas, New Year's, July 1st, and the odd camping trip or corn boil), but this past year i seem to have broken from the trend as i think i'm way past my "normal" restrictions. i've lost count. now not only have i lost count but i've also done something i've never done before. what you may ask? well, i got piss ass drunk with hubby's family and a bunch of strange people i've never ever met before. yes. it's true.

so in my typical run down/play by play here is a run down of my evening

- attended party @ my brother-in-law's house in St. Andrews, NB, to celebrate his marriage (wedding was earlier in the day) with a BBQ (they didn't have a dance, not really sure why), that ended up being rained out as it down poured, but that didn't phase any of us at all. i should note that i didn't even want to go to this said gathering, but it ended up with me being the one having such a steller time
- spent the 1st hour or so in a corner with hubby and his sister & hubby. not really drinking at this point, and already plotting when we could make our escape
- an hour later and 1 1/2 cooler's later i was beginning to somewhat enjoy myself
- another hour later and several shooters later i had a new best friend. my shooter buddy, that i've never met before in my life. told her several times how much i loved her and thought she was soooo cool.
- appointed Hugh (another brother-in-law) as our "Leader" to get us all back to our hotel in one piece, even though he was the drunkest out of all of us at this point
- continued doing shooters and drank another 1 1/2 cooler, i am now socializing like crazy and talking to everyone. my little space in the corner has long been forgotten
- everyone (including me) had a good laugh at my expense as the cooler's i was drinking made my mouth like a bright vibrant red. like ronald mcdonald red.
- danced around the living room with brother-in-law, and proceeded to take several crazy/dirty/raunchy pictures with him (oh god!)
- am still doing shooters, and have totally lost count. hubby is now warning me to slack off and is giving me "his look". i just ignore him
- i either broke the toilet or was just unable to function enough to run it as it had some sort of fancy lever thingy on it
- flirted with the best man right in front of hubby, just to show him i still "got it"
- more dancing
- consumed my last cooler, and totally forgot where i sat it down, didn't really matter as i'm so gone by this point
- made yet another "new" best friend, whom i yet again professed my love and new found friendship too
- there may have been some more dancing and singing it's all a little blurry at this point
- one of the living room chairs got broken by like 4-5 people piling on it, i don't think i was involved in this, but i'm not 100% sure. resulted in a 10-15 minute laughing fit by everyone
- shortly there after we dance to one last song and headed for the hotel by foot as it was now 3:00 AM and none of us were in any shape to drive
- was the longest walk of my life. several stops as i thought i was going to puke and or die on the side of the road along with several laughing fits
- passed out blissfully and laughing in my bed and believe it or not i was not sick! ha!

what have i learned:

- shooters are not your friend, although they will make you new ones in no time, they always come back to bite you in the ass
- do not take raunchy photo's with brother-in-law, espically when it's not my camera and i have no control over deleting it
- do not flirt with said brother-in-law, even though he is really, really cute.......
- always pack advil in my over night bag - so regretted not packing drugs my head still hurts

ah, the joys of drinking!

Congrats Jonathan & Tammy it was a beautiful wedding and an even better party

ATTACK of the KILLER house flys

like fer real, i'm so not even kidding i wish to hell i was, and sadly no it wasn't just one fly, no oh no, my house was full, FULL of at least well over 100 fucking house flys. i. kid. you not.

now we have had like 1 or 2 or mabye even 3 in our house at one time before and i always comment to hubby like how do they get in, or better yet i thought that buy "building" a brand spakin new house we wouldn't have this issue as i usually consider or connect them to an older house. don't ask me why i just did. well i don't any more, because we have a problem, or better yet I have a problem as i hate, loathe, disgust any type of insect and once you get a "herd" of them all you can hear is this constant buzzing sound which just makes me shudder just recalling the horror.

so the story goes a little something like this.

i come home from work yesterday just like any other day, only it's really warm, like almost summer weather warm, so it's nice, really nice and sunny, hence the reason these houseflys are out like a banshee and all over the outside of my home. me thinking nothing of it, just enter my house again like any other day (ha) only as i walk through the door, not one or two but (thousands) not sure of the number here but anyways, they all hit me in the face and i hear buzzing, like everywhere and as i slowly turn around, i see them. in fact i almost, almost can't even see my door, that's how many there were. and as i begin to whimper and scream in horror and am now staggering/stumbling futher into my house i see more of them on my other 2 doors. i'm almost now crying at this point and the thought that this is some sort of practical joke that my hubby has played on me crosses my mind but i cross that out as he just wouldn't be that cruel (one would hope)

so with tears in my eyes and a scream captured in my throat i grab my weapon of choice. well really two. i first tried my piece of crapola of a vacuum cleaner, it did well but was just lacking the suction power i desired. so my weapon was........WINDEX and it's sidekick PAPERTOWEL, i think these two would rivel BATMAN and ROBIN as they kicked ASS. still. the fuckers got on me though. like . eww. but it worked. and when hubby got home he thought i made the whole thing up as there were only like 1 or 2 still floating around on the ceiling.

would i make this shit up?

like, no

and sadly, i tried to take a picture to capture all this drama so that i would have proof but the light from the door ruined it all to hell

Movie Review: Step Up

so a girlfriend recently asked me to view this flick, and i being the total dancing queen that i am (ha!) just could not refuse, and it did not let me down or dissapoint.

first of all let me introduce you to my new favorite boytoy:

(yummy!)

yeah, say hello to the lead in this movie, mr. channing tatum. couldn't you just eat him right up? and if that picture doesn't do it for you than perhaps this one will...........

(OMG!!!)

ahem. yeah. nough said bout that

moving on......

ok, what was i talking about here.....oh yeah the movie, right.

so the lead character (above, i know you all just want to scroll back up there for one more look) is Tyler Gage (how sexy/manly eh) who is a rebel from the wrong side of Baltimore's tracks ­ and the only thing that stands between him and an unfulfilled life are his dreams of one day making it out of there. Nora (JENNA DEWAN) is a privileged ballet dancer attending Baltimore's ultra-elite Maryland School of the Arts and the only thing standing in the way of her obviously brilliant future is finding a great dance partner for her senior showcase. When trouble with the law lands Tyler with a community service gig at Maryland School of the Arts, he arrives as an angry outsider, until his skills as a gifted street dancer draw Nora's attention. Now, as sparks fly between them, both on and off stage, Tyler realizes he has just one performance to prove that he can step up to a life far larger than he ever imagined.

sure the storyline is a tad predictable, but i loved all of the characters in this movie and more importantly the dancing was sick and off the hook. my boytoy channing can really freakin move and i had a permanent smile on thru this whole movie. so going to have to own it when it comes out on dvd.

i give it 4 stars out of 5

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rant and rave rampage

so i was going to do a follow up post tying in with my emmy mcnasty fashion post and do a flip version of that and show the dresses that i liked but sorry blogger not co-operating and i'm to damn busy at work, and frankly the emmy's sucked so why bother anyways right? i will mention though that i loved Katherine Heigl's dress and she was my fav pic of the night just so you know or care to know

the last time i checked the calendar it still said August am i not right? well, here in my neck of the woods it is freezing, as in like fall weather type of freezing, i've been wearing sweaters and gasp! socks for the past few days. imagine.

and to make matters worse my office is freezing and i have a fat ass fucker beside me who insists to have the air conditionier on as he's hot, and sweating, and frankly he's really quite disgusting and i wish his office wasn't next to mine but when every single person that comes down this hallway and states "brrr" something has to be wrong don't you think? or when the person beside you (me) has not 1 but 2 sweaters on and her little space heater cranked out to the max, then one would think you would lay off the air or better yet not eat that donut that is in the kitchen. fat fucker. grrr

another thing that really ticks me off here at work is the "bathroom" situation. on my wing their is only the one bathroom that myself and two male employees share, and the random person that comes up from downstairs, but mainly us 3, anyways they never, hardly ever put the toilet seat down. this drives me nuts! you can also hear every bloody little sound in their too, or i think they neglect to turn the fan on but i hate hearing them pee, and i hate how their are little drops of piss on the floor. nice. really makes me want to go pee in their, fer sure

have i mentioned that i hate my latest hair style. yeah. the next time i even suggest getting a body perm on here someone please stop me. hate it hate it hate it. and no i'm not posting a pic.

i've been sleeping terrible lately

did i also mention that my replacement that was hired is leaving/done this friday? cha. like now i have to go back out there again at least until they get a replacement. which sucks ass as i really liked her and she was doing so well and yeah back to square one

i keep forgetting that this weekend is a long weekend, wouldn't you think that i would be excited about that. umm guess not, perhaps come friday? god i hope so

one of our hotties at work also has quit/left us :( one less eye candy to look at

my skin (face) has been oily and greasey the last 2wks and i've got zits galore, red blotches everywhere, and i can not stop picking at them. what is wrong with me??

my desk that i ordered like well over a month ago still has not arrived like what the hell

this week/day whatever is going sooo slow must stop looking at the clock......guess i should do something productive either a)work or b)get caught up on everyone's blogs as i haven't been stopping by.......hmmmm will see

peace out :P

2006 Emmy recap - the "McNasty's"

ah, the 2006 Emmy Awards, did anyone even watch this show cuz i didn't, i didn't even watch the red carpet that's how far off my radar this show is. yes, i'm a t.v. junkie and yes i would probably normally watch at least some of this show, but not this year cause a)none of my shows were nominated, b)Big Brother All Stars was on and c)i didn't care but i do care about fashion oh yes and i do care about making fun of people so here my dear fellow bloggers is my fashion McNasty's from the Emmy red carpet (mind you there were more bad than good and the good dresses are to follow, i do have to work people!)



who better to start off the McNasty list than Miss Joan Collins herself, someone get this women a new "decent" wig and pronto, she must've been aiming for her late 70's early 80's glory days again, and the earrings oh lord! i'm just thankful that this is a head shot only as i can just imagine what the rest of this monstrosity looked like, way to many beads and sequins it almost hurts my eyes to look at this.....time to move along













Ellen Pompeo (prob not spelled right but i'm to preoccupied to google it right now) or "Meredith" to us Grey's fan's, my first "quick" glance of this dress and i liked it a lot but the more i look at it the more i hate it, granted i love the color but she sort of resembles a snake that's ready to strike at any moment and that really can't be a good thing now can it? and what's up with the slicked back hair ~shudders~, hate it! and the fact that she is no bigger than a stick and looks half normal here would mean that anyone of "regular" size would look utterly huge if she were to wear this really doesn't help either. thumbs down, way down, sorry Mere









now i've expressed my dislike for her in the past (at least i think) but usually she looks good or at least her stylists make her look good and she's usually dressed to the nine's, now this dress isn't so different but yet it is. i dig the white, but i'm not digging the pointed V for Valcan Star Trek top and the poufy~ness of the skirt is just well nasty, luv the shoes and the braclet though and even though her dress is crap she still looks amazing so sort of a thumbs down i guess













Sandra Oh another Grey's alumn, they didn't fare to well i'm afraid, i love the color on her it's amazing and i like everything else about this dress except one wee small little thing, the NECKLINE or better yet the RUFFLES! like what the hell and what the hell is up with all that clunky fake ass (although i'm sure it's not) jewelrey around her neck?! and does this girl eat?? i know asian's are usually small/petite women but come on i could spit right through her!

sigh

moving on yet again, trying to be quick here as i should be working right now........








oh lord, why did i even put her on here? oh yeah because she's fugly! and she has the fugliest hair EVER! like hello helmet head. she needs to let it go and admit to herself that she is not Audrey Hepburn, sure she played her once in a t.v movie but you do not compare AT ALL! and oh god what a god awful dress that hugs you in all the wrong places and makes you look at least 10 pounds heavier than i'm sure you are. wrong color to many sequins to much everything, i can't believe your gay ass show is still on the air either but that's for another day please, please go away Jennifer Love Hewitt, please!!










Debra, Debra, Debra shame on you, you usually look so stunning and glam, this is just an utter mess. what has happend? i know your show wrapped up and your out of work right now, but comon! and white! everytime someone wears white i instantly think wedding, and sadly with your dress i don't think of a wedding dress i think more along the lines of a wedding cake. i still love your hair though and would probably kill someone to have the same "natural" color, and i really hate to put you here but you so deserve it girl










lastly, the worst dress has to go to Keira Sedwick, star of "the Closer and wife of Kevin Bacon. 1st of all from the head up she looks fab and then as you scroll down ever so slowly you happen to notice this god awful hideous thing that surely must have been a hat from the early 1900's that some vengeful person decided to stick on the front of her dress as payback, this has to be the only reason why it's here. take it away and it would be almost, not quite perfect.

i give props to her hair and makeup pps though her hair looks fab!

vacation recap

just a quick recap of the goings on's whilst i was away on vacation

- several banters/fights/jabs at my mother, which resulted in her sulking and throwing a royal hissy fit but oh how i take such joy setting her off
- to many "silent" minutes to count while sitting 22+ hrs (in total) in a car
- 1 great big hug to my sis upon arrival
- 1st time eating out at Red Lobster and actually trying some fish, don't think it'll become a fav
- 1 nite out with the girls, which turned out to be a major disappointment as every single bar we went to was empty/deserted, but we still had a wicked time
- my new fav purse got peed on by my sister's evil, evil cat Chloe. Chloe your auntie flea is so not impressed with you, luckily though it's a cloth material and it washed out (at least i think so, i may be going around everywhere smelling like cat piss)
- lot's of tears and laughs at cousin lindsey's wedding, was a truly amazing beautiful experience that just felt so right and ment to be, i guess only my family members would understand but it was just one of those moments where your crying but yet your happy wuz awsome
- lot's of truly but gusting moments as i watched my dad dance and parade around the dance floor like never before (i too had a few moments on the floor as well, in particular my cowboy/riding the horse....priceless) good times, good times just wish i would've grabbed the video camera
- a new ultime high/extreme embarassing moment that takes the cake out of all the others i've had, after the wedding i wanted desperately to change out of my dress not only because i was uncomfortable but because some other older wench had on the exact same dress! like so wrong, but that's not the wurst the wurst was when i went to go change i had to get the key from my uncle as most of us all went together in a van, so i get the key and walk to the van which was parked a ways away from the hall/club that we were at. i go to the first silver/grey van i see assuming that it was my uncle dave's van and i put the key in and it doesn't work. hmmm that's funny, so i turn it over and try it the other way...hmm still not working beginning to get frustrated plus did i mention it's raining? didn't think so. anyways i still can't get this damn key to work and now it's wet and i'm really getting annoyed, my feet hurt from my cute little sexy dress shoes and for fuck sakes already why won't the door open, i'm about ready to scream this as i hear a quiet yet angry voice from behind me "what are you doing to my van"? umm what?? who said that? i turn around and i glimpse this small slender little man with grey hair again asking me why i'm trying to get into his van and me being the total stupid ass airhead that i am blurt out the first thing that pops into my head "so that's why the key wouldn't work!" ha ha ha, oh god i want to die! i quickly walk away and guess what, not two cars away is my uncle david's van and it isn't grey, it's like a greenish grey. i want to die. and to make matters worse i see this evil little hobbit of a man back at the wedding reception, and yet again while purchasing a drink at the bar to blur it all away and not only does he smile at me but he has to bring it up, cha thanks like i needed reminder that you thought i was a car theif.......
- found some new styling threads at old navy
- and finished yet another one of my new/used romance novels that my sissy bought me for my b-day

all in all it was a much better vacation than the last time we were out there in June, it wasn't so hectic and rushed and i think it was due to me being more relaxed this time. it was great to see my sissy and spend time with my dad's family, many memories were made and i will cherish them forever

anyways peace out i've got housework, wash and all that good stuff to do :P

off to never never land

i'm off again or should say "on the road" again, i'm headed back out to the promise land of Kingston, Ontario to visit once again with my sissy, attend my cousin lindsey's wedding on saturday (hoping to tie one on) and visit with tons and tons of family. good times are sure to be had. oh and did i mention that i'm hubbyless for like a week (sweet!), no i'm kidding (really i'm not) i will miss him dearly (snickers) well mabye a little bit.......

therefore, i will not be blogging the next week or so

luv you all though

:P

you know your going to have a great day when

~you wake up several times in the night having to urinate along with feeling nauseous (like where the hell did that come from?)
~you can't find a damn thing to wear to work
~your hair just won't style the way you want it to, and you look like you have electrucuted yourself
~not only are you nauseous while at work, you have also vomitted not once but twice and feel the urge to do so again at any moment of time
~you are whiter than the white shirt you are wearing
~your head is pounding like no tomorrow
~your wishing you were back home in bed
~your hands are cold and clamy
~you've got splatters of (purple, yes purple due to me eating grapes prior to vomitting, i'm hoping if anyone asks i'll just say it's purple kool-aid) vomit on your white shirt and are praying that nobody notices that or your skanky ass vomit breath
~and guess what it's not even noon yet
~sigh~

*update - 2 hrs later
not only am i still feelin all sicky and nauseous i think i just Shat my pants, as i now seem to have the runs. yeah. nice. and while some of you may be finding humour in this i'm not laughing (well mabye part of me is chuckling) but still! so, whomever out there put this god awful curse on me to be sick like every day or every other day. i hate you. i put this curse back on you 10 fold.

it's PICTURE time!!!

i just luv sharing pictures so here are a few of our recent trip to P.E.I (aka Prince Edward Island)

here's a pic of our fab campsite:

here's a shot of Cabot Beach:

here's a shot of the sunset from our view from our deep sea fishing boat:
me and my hubby (yes, i actually fished, i'm not just holding the pole for the picture...):

me again....(nicole ritchie eat your heart out! :P) :

me in the car, packed up and ready to leave:

and i had to post a pic from my birthday, this is me opening my gift from my sissy and i almost peed my pants after i opened it (i actually squeeled like a pig) as she had gotten me a collection of Miss Julie Garwoods romance novels that i've been dying to have now for months.....thank god for sister's is all i can say. thanks sissy you really made my b-day!!

it's my b-day

B - Bloated beyond belief as i just started my lovely monthly flow

I - Irritated, with this godamn cold

R - really anxious for the (work) day to be over

T - Thoroughly amused with myself as nobody here at work knows it's my birthday

H - Hella Good, as in feelin hella good cuz it's my b-day

D - duh, cake, as in ice cream cake, mmmmmm

A - anger, although slight at a) having to work and b) having to cover off at the front desk

Y - yet another year gone by, not so sure this is a good thing


G - Giddy, beyond belief

I - Impatient, god will this (work) day ever be over? geez

R - Ready to blow this joint

L - Lovin every minute & second of this day

sicker than a dog

who the heck gets sick in the dead ass middle of summer and it being like hotter than hell out? while you may be thinking of either a)a sickly elderly person or perhaps b) a small child, guess what your wrong it's me! the one and i'm sure only person that has a "head" cold on the 1st day of August.

and to make matters worse hubby and i were planning to go to Prince Edward Island for the long weekend coming up. which means that this bloody cold that hit me yesterday had better be gone and pronto. i look like i've been on a week long bender and then some, my eyes are all puffed up and running (yeah like eww) along with my runny nose, which thankfully hasn't hit it's "red" phase yet but i'm sure it will be by tomorrow. and tired. omg i don't think i've ever, EVER been this tired

this so suxs right now

i should be happy and frolicking about cause it's summer time and not only that it's August and my birthday's next week and it's the bestest month out of the whole year and i'm totally whining right now but i'm sick! and it's so not FAIR

so now i'm trying to pin point the evil doer/carrier that gave me this god-for-saken cold, and of course my paranoid mind thinks that i'm in SK's (stephen kings) book "the Stand" (awsome book by the way and you should totally check it out if you haven't yet) and that i'm dying of captin trips, sigh, why!?

why!!!!

i'm going to blow my nose now ~sniff~ and mabye cry a little

teensy weensy little white lies

were all bound to tell one every now and then, but i find myself doing it quite a lot lately

for example:

my boss likes things perfect and when he asks you to do something you jump and then bitch about it later. now normally i'm not an ass kisser but with him i do as he says and just deal with it. so the other day i had to run out and do some errands and he asked me to pick him up his lunch and a pop (at two different locations) and perhaps if i had some of his money left over to get him a piece of pie. well i got the sandwhich and the pop (soda for you yankees) and while in line for the pop, looked over to the side where the restaurant is (this is a convenience store/restaurant in one) and just decided to hell with the pie, it's bloody hot and i have no AC in my car and my face is all red and i really don't give a rats ass if he has his pie or not so i'll just say that there was a really, really, really long line up at the cash register and that was that i turned around and left and what do you know my lil white lie worked! he didn't know any different! brillant!!!

another example is when a friend or fellow co-worker gets a new do, aka "hair do", you all know what i'm talking about and in fact this has me doubting my latest "do" but that's a story and possibly picture for another day.....anyhoo this girl at my office about a month ago got her hair cut, styled and colored, not her normal hair color i might add she put blue streaks in her red hair. like who the hell does that? a 12 year old? anyway, i was so like "omg your hair looks so wicked! when really in my head i'm screaming "OMFG who the hell puts blue, BLUE streaks in their hair! how hideous!!!" all the while with a perfectly straight face

or telling evil brillo head girl downstairs that her skirt is super cute and sooo flattering to her figure, when really you can see thru it and the big pink flowers on it look like gigantic heads and can barely stand to look at her with a straight face, let alone give her a compliment, sigh i'm such a bitch but honestly i just can't help it

some other brief examples are when people ask me if i saw something i totally lie and say i have or sometimes i have even blamed things that i have done wrong on evil brillo head girl downstairs, although i'm not really working with her now so i guess that's out, which so sux's

anyways,

i'm totally out of steam now and it's wicked nice out here and i think i may just take my two hound dogs for a W A L K, imagine me exercising! better get to it before the energy leaves me

peace out biatches!

must not eat...must not eat

no i haven't become a zombie, well i sort of feel like one....but that's besides the point, this has become my one and only mantra as i sort of started a diet yesterday, sort of, and rule # 1 of my said diet is to not eat after 7PM which i am only 3minutes away from and i don't think i can consume an entire bag of popcorn in less than 2 minutes (well actually i probably could but i'm so not going there), so here i am sitting at home trying to tell myself that i am not hungry when in fact i'm STARVING and all i can think about is my one and only lonesome bag of popcorn that is silently calling to me from my pantry.

ok wait

must think of reasons to not eat, umm

i have to at least lose 5 pounds before my cousins wedding in august
i'm tired of my fat rolll and having to suck it in all the bloody time
i think i now have a double chin
and my arms are freaking huge

so yeah that's somewhat better but i still want that damn bag of popcorn

dammit i thought that would help ~ well guess i'll resume the mantra

must not eat must not eat must not eat must not eat must not eat have to lose 15 pounds must not eat must not eat must not eat must not eat must not eat must not eat must not eat
god am i still typing must not eat must not eat must not eat must not eat but it's only popcorn must not eat must not eat must not eat must not eat must not eat must not eat ok i'm stopping now must not eat must not eat must not eat must not eat must not eat no really i am

UPDATE

so i totally caved and ate the bag of popcorn, i just had to i mean come on Big Brother All Stars was on and i just had to have something to celebrate that fact.....right......??..dammit that's another diet down the shit hole

my "laminated" list

so i'm totally ripping this idea off from Mrs. Bee Otch whom is new to the blogging world so i encourage everyone to pop on over to her link on my side bar and say hello, and no i can't link it from here cause i'm just not that computer smart. moving on

so you may be asking what the heck is a laminated list? well your in luck as you are about to find out, or if your like me and a total t.v. junkie i'm sure you already know where i'm going with this. in case you aren't a t.v. crack whore junkie like me, the laminated list comes from a little old show called Friends. the reasoning behind the list was that the said couple (rachel & ross i do believe) could make up a list of 5 celebs in that they could so have an affair with and the other couldn't be mad about it, as it was on the laminated list.

so just in case (you never, ever know) i ever run into a classified celeb here is my top 5 laminated list. i was oringally only going to post one pic but then i thought to myself why only one when we could double the fun!

#5 (but not really my #5 as i fucked up my order of pictures so he's really #3)

oh, legolas you could take me far, far away off into the elvin forest any day, with just me and you and the squirrels living in our peaceful little forest by a rolling misting river, you could catch our food with your bow and arrows and play the flute by a fire in the evenings.............
sorry i got caught up in my little elvin fantasy there what can i say about Orlando? luv the long blonde hair in this pic, luv the piercing blue eyes (ahem contacts), but more importantly i totally dig the whole "elf" & "one with nature" thing


mind you he also looks extremely hot & steamy in this pic as well, sans blonde hair and blue eyes.

this picture really speaks to me sort of like

i'm going to take you now, ever so slowly as i undress you with my eyes first and then my hands, softly, ever so softly........

WHAT! sorry again getting a litle carried away i'll try to stick with a PG version but seriousily this boy is YUMMY, and sure he may look a little femine sometimes, and sure he's probably smaller/skinner than i am but he's so on my list





#5 (the real one)
Josh Holloway, aka hottie Sawyer on LOST and reason number 115 as to why i love that show is that he's contantly walking around with no shirt on and i totally dig the shoulder length blonde hair (in fact i'm realizing i dig the longer hair more and more often, total turn on, but not fabio long that's just ~shudders~ nasty and wrong on so many levels)

so i'm assuming this pic must be a promo for LOST hence the beach in the back ground, but he looks oh so steamy in that sexy little black shirt









and here's a better close up of just how yummy he really is! and with stuble i might add!

is it hot in here?

and were only getting started













#4 - Justin Timberlake




















DAMN! who knew he had all that under there! now that is some fine ass american meat right there! i only wish he would've pulled his pants oh so much lower.......did i just say that out loud? whoops! i think i prefer him with the shaved head look though, it makes him look ruff & tough, although his curly locks are rather sexy too in a more boyish way. either way i wouldn't kick him out of bed for eating crackers and poor brit brit is sure kicking her self in the ass now that she's stuck with k-fed. girl what the hell were you thinking??

# 2 - Bad Boy Johnny Depp
this is one crush that steams way back for me, or at least after i saw Edward Scissorhands

and as the years progress he just gets better and better

who cares that he's married (or lives with) some french chick and has kids! he just screams sex appeal, and once again i prefer him with a tad longer hair style, and the facial hair is another bonus point, oh and the tattoos and the list goes on and on and on









once again the scruffy look, only this time with a bit more of a preppy look going on, which i must say he also pulls of rather well

mmmmmmmmmm

i could stare into those eyes forever and ever












and lastly numero uno Ryan Gosling

I originally fell in love with Ryan back when he was on a small little Canadian T.V. show called Breaker High in which he literally stole the show, his character was the cute shy guy that never got the girl but yet he was funny, wity and so charasmatic.

i didn't see him again until the movie murder by numbers, and he again blew me away not only with his looks but with his acting as he is truly talented and is going to be huge some day, it's just a matter of time

and then of course he was in a little movie called the Notebook and that just sealed his and mines fates for ever right then and there. HOTT with two t's is all i can say and the chemistry between him and Rachel McAdams was very obivious and hence the reason i'm sure they are together today (lucky girl), with a beard or whithout i would so do nasty things to this guy, or at least in my dreams anyways!

so there's my list, sorry guys i'm sure it wasn't that exciting for you but here's your challenge come up with a list of your own and post it

anyways suckers i'm out, i'll probably be away a few days as i'm training the "new" girl to replace me on the front lines and i begin ~gasp~ my new position probably mid week! scary as hell!

check ya later :P

Tag ~ Your IT!

as per Nancy Drew's tag here's my take

5 Things always in my purse:
1-wallet
2-lip gloss
3-pens
4-more lip gloss
5-lint

5 Things always in my wallet:
1-debit card
2-credit card
3-driver's liscense
4 - wedding picture (aww)
5 - pizza delight coupons

5 Things always in my refrigerator:
1-milk
2-diet coke
3-OJ
4- eggs
5-fruit

5 Things always in my closet:
1- t-shirts/tank tops
2-pants (casual & dressey)
3-shoes
4- 1 out of style prom dress
5- 1 baby shower gift that i never delivered that is still wrapped.....

5 Things always in my car:
1-sunglasses
2- CD's
3-napkins (usually from mcdonald's)
4- several empty water bottles
5 - 1 penny (for good luck)

5 (or more) Things always on my desk:
1- wedding picture
2-water bottle
3-kleenax (damn allergies)
4-stapler
5- mounds and mounds of paper

5 people i'm tagging (you are now it!)
Barry
Jimmy
McBlogger
Mrs. Bee Otch (aka the Philospher)
Kleo

Mulitiple Choice

nice huh so classy

take a guess that i am either:

a) the new spokewomen for Captin Morgan Rum ( i hear the acutally have some new yummy coolers out, which would so work for me, anyone that has any contacts with them.....hook me up!)

b) Keith Richards long lost daughter

c) headed for the crazy house as i've gone off my rocker and put on heavy, heavy medications to stop the twitchings and convulsations

d) recently diagnosed with not one but two lazy eyes

e) all of the above

f) none of the above this is just what i look like on a daily basis

you decide!!

oh the horror!

i had the wurst, WURST possible thing happen to me this afternoon

so most of you know from a previous post from awhile back that i can hold my pee for a long time which usually means that i avoid having to go to the dreaded public washroom, and oh how i hate to, no, better yet i should say i despise to use them but today on my way to my weekly allergy shot at my dr.'s office which just so happens to reside in an out-of-date building that is older than, well you get my drift and as i'm walking in to my appointment it hits me

gotta pee ~ gotta go right now ~ gotta pee pee ~ omg i have to pee like right now!

my bladder is screaming at me for release and i know, oh yes i know that i'm going to have to cave and give in to my urge to urinate as much as i hate to use there itsy bitsy teeny tiny "public" washroom just outside of my dr's office which by the way everyone can here you in there doing your "business", which just makes it every so much more horrifying. i'm in luck though as it's only shelley (admin) and some other lady who looks really nice (thankfully no kids, dirty people, or seniors) so i quickly go in shut the door (failing to notice that the door knob is hanging every so crookedly) and

ahhhhhhhhh

instant relief and i couldn't care less if the pope or the president heard me at this point

so i finish up, wash my hands, primp in the mirror and go to turn the knob to leave, only, hmm that's odd it won't open, i twist and i turn and i pull and nothing, NOTHING and i'm telling myself not to panic and remain calm when in fact i am doing none of the sort and there's this damn annoying fan going and i can't hear anything outside and i'm very near pounding down this piece of shit door when i faintly here shelley on the other side saying something and i'm like what? "i can't hear you", honestly this is like a scene from some t.v. show and i'm sure this would only ever, EVER possibly happen to me. visions of me spending the rest of the afternoon trapped in this godforsaken smelley, stinky ass bathroom flash thru my brain and my panic again rises another level, i'm twisting and turning when at the same time shelley is from the other side of the door, obivioisily we aren't getting anywhere's here

i then suddenly realize what i have to do, and oh boy i don't want to

i calmly stated to shelley to turn off the light, thus putting me into total darkness. and again those of you that know me know that i am terrified, no i should say scared to death of the dark but it's the only way i can hear for her to instruct me on what to do to get me outta this goddamn death trap!

and then i'm in the dark

trying oh so hard not to cry, laugh and scream at the same time

this was the longest 5 fucking minutes of my life i swear but praise baby jesus i got out, without them having to go and get the maintaince guy and thankfully it's still just shelley and this really nice women who made light of it all when really all i wanted to do was curl up in the fetal position and cry myself to sleep

i am so never, EVER going into a public washroom like that ever, ever again

i think that's my lesson learned for the day

book review

so this is my first "offical" (at least i think) book review of none other than the devil wears prada by Lauren Weisberger to say that i was excited doesn't even come close as to how badly I wanted to read this book and i'm dying to see the movie

but i'm very dissapointed to say that i wasn't that big of a fan of the book i mean don't get me wrong it was still quite good, it had lots of funny "i can so relate" moments, but i was just lacking or mabye it was the fact that i had such high hopes or my constant comparison to Sophie Kinsella's series of Shop~a~holic books which just blew me away and i can re-read over and over and still laugh out loud each time.

mabye it's the fact that i can't see why the lead character would stay in that job so long when her boss is such a bitch and how she completely wraps herself in her job and forgets about her family, boyfriend and best friend, when she totally hates it! i dunno there was just something missing

i'm still stoked to see the movie though as i've heard that miss meryl streep puts on an amazing performance and what girl wouldn't love a movie with flashy clothes, gorgeous shoes and beautiful people?

so out of 5 possible stars i'm giving this book a 2 1/2

i almost wish i would've read the book after seeing the movie now.........

cha CHING!!

i have some sweet ass freaking steller news

you all know how a few weeks ago i was ranting and raving mad about my job and how i didn't think they would give me the promotion that i oh so desperately wanted...

well...............

i GOT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so not only am i done (well on a 3 month trial basis) as the ASS (admin assistant) of the company, but i get a raise and best of all, my own, very own OFFICE which i have never ever had and that alone just gets me tee heeing and extatic. so i am now going to be responsible for accounts payable and bank rec's and whatever else they throw my way. i am some what scared shitless as you all know i don't have a heavy work load at the moment and this will be a lot more work but i think i'm up for the challenge, or at least i'm going to give a really good go at it

so this probably means no more blogging from work, no more mindless surfing but thankfully i can still do this from home but somehow it's just not the same :(

or at least until i get into some sort of system/routine because let's face it everyone needs a break of some sort thru the day right??

anyways i just had to share my "good" news for a change

peace out bitches!

the exercise video

you know i just should've known better than to borrow an exercise video from a fellow co-worker who is big on health and fitness/exercise and i should've known better then to go home and put it in and actually "do" the exercises but no oh no i couldn't be that smart now could i

and i also couldn't be smart enough to acutally read the small print on the back of the box until after the said work out but that's irrelevant at this point

so i go home last night, feeling fat, bloated and all that jazz and i'm sitting there thinking to myself get off the couch and do something for the love of god when i just so happen to spy this video tape that i borrowed laying where i left it 2 weeks ago and i thought hmmm i should try this out. so i go and get changed into my work out gear which consists of spandex pants and my sports bra (so sexy!) and i'm getting pumped at the prospect of getting lean and mean by doing this pilates work out and visions of me in my new "fit" state prancing around in a bikini flash thru my head as i pop the video tape in and press play ~ and oh look at all these beautiful fit people i'll look just like them!

and then were really going at it, like full force umm where was the warm up? did i miss something?

lunges and sqauts and stretches, oh my!

and the main girl is really quite irritating and kept saying stuff like "if you want to kick it up a notch" and "keep going" and "four more", i really wanted to punch this bitch in the head. i'm panting and really starting to sweat when she's like it's time to move on to the "abs" so let's sit on the floor (oh thank god i really don't think i could do another squat) and i'm so greatful to just be on the floor and having no clue what i was in for next i was sort of giddy at the moment (must've been the happy endorfins kicking in)

i can't really explain what happend next besides the fact that they had me laying on the floor, with one leg stretched out in front of me about an inch off the floor and the other leg being held by the hamstring as close to my head as feesably possible (which wasn't that close) and then they started what they call the "scissor" where you rotate from leg to leg (without bending) and again as close to your head as possible. some of these girls were touching there legs to there head! imagine. well i wasn't, i did well to just get the damn leg halfway there and omg the burn, the BURN and the PAIN! i had to stop as i felt fer sure i was going to vomit and i was so sweaty i had stuck to my laminite flooring, i had to grab onto one of my german shepards to pull myself off the floor as i was spent and those stupid ass bitches are still going at it! i quickly grabbed the remote and turned that evil, EVIL specimen off.

so much for that

as promised

here are a few (the best) pics from my recent trip to T. Dot (aka Toronto)

these first few ones are from the beautiful Toronto Zoo


you know i just can never resist getting on these sort of things.......i believe this one is a rhino, and i'm sporting some sexy sweet ass hair that was soaked with sweat as it was like well over 30+ degrees out

my favorite animal and the king of the jungle the lions (and my zodiac sign) truly stunning and magnificent

thought this one was so cute! a mama gorilla and her baby which jumped on her back as they went into there feeding area

on the day that we were there the hippo was about the only animal that was awake and putting on a show he was really splashing and thrashing around and i got this fab shot of him with his mouth wide open

me posing in front of the much music satilite dish. they had all these barricades up for the MMVA's that were on later that night

and then the gates of heaven opened up and there was.....

Sephora

the bestest, greatest, fantastic store of all. it was like a candy store (only it's makeup) for grown up women only times that by 20. i was speechless and didn't know where to start in here and ended up restraining myself pretty well and only walking away with some Frederick Fekki hair glossing cream and some Hollywood Glow which i still think came to over $60 but like that matters!! so giddy and had such a rush afterwords.

if only i could do that every day

mabye it's a good thing i can't....anyways hope you enjoyed the pics and i hope your all having a fabulous long weekend (mines about over and i'm back to work tomorrow. boo!) but that's how she goes

check ya later!

whatever pops into my head at this moment in time

omg it is only tuesday! this week is taking FOREVER, like seriouisly, it's hard working 5 straight days in a row espically considering that the last two work weeks of mine were only 2/3 days 4 max and it doesn't help matters that i'm wishing my life away for friday as this week is a LONG weekend. yups i have monday off due to Canada day falling on Saturday. a woot woot fits nicely here

i almost just choked on a cracker while trying to answer that "annoying" office phone

you don't believe me about the choking thing do you but really i almost did........in fact i still think it's lodged in my throat somewhere

our local crap-ola of a radio station is currently playing "let's get it started" by the black eyed peas. like hello that was so last year.

i would luv to have my own radio station or better yet be a radio host that must be a fun job, course anything is better than what i'm currently doing.

although i shouldn't really complain because usually the last hour of work (4-5) i do nothing, no really i don't i usually either a)blog (like now) b) pretend to be doing constructive work c) chat on msn to a fellow co-worker or my mommy or d) stare off into space while appearing deep in thought or e) all of the above but usually i just blog or blog surf

i think i've recently become a compulsive eater i just ate half a bag of crackers in 2 minutes. that's so wrong and i just had to hide them in a desk drawer to make myself stop. nice.

it's freezing here in our office today and i'm so thankful i did not shave my legs this morning even though i am wearing capri's and people can see the hair. every 5 seconds i take a chill and it grows another millimeter half an inch whatever but i woudl be so pissed if i just shaved to have it grow back in a day!

i hate to shave, in fact i would start waxing but a) the pain b)$$ and c) the PAIN

total wimp

my dog chased a mentally handicapped man this morning and i spit my cereal out laughing at the site (i know i know i shouldn't be like that but c'mon i just couldn't help it and he's my neighbor so it's OK)

my cute kick ass black sandals which i truly love and feel so HOTT in, kill my feet. i can hardly walk 5 steps now, i think my feet must swell up thru the day or something cause by 5 they really, really hurt

is it wrong for me to pluck my eyebrow's in my car? this seems to be the best lighting and best mirror for me to take at my bushy eyebrows. going to attempt this tonight while the hubby is away and nobody's around to see me look so silly.

did i mention that this weekend is July 1? Canada day = big drunk weekend also means that our local community is holding a dance which gives me the opportunity to dance.

the song "all she wants to do is dance, dance" just ran thru my head. no idea who sings this or what the actual song title is called

i don't think i could possibly chew my nails any shorter yet here they are in my mouth with me chewing on them.....well not at this second as i'm typing but you get my drift

everytime i look at the clock only a few minutes has gone by and i keep telling myself not to look but i still do which is soooo annoying

canadian idol has begun for another season (the debuted the top 11 guys) and honestly i was so bored with it last night i gave up over half way thru the guys performances. the talent seems good but the show is just lacking something. mabye it's the host or the judges i dunno but it sucks BIG TIME compared to the american show. i know they probably have no where near the budget that the U.S. show does but comon you should've fired ben back on the 1st season he's soooo bad! i can't even stand to look at him and he's so akward he makes me want to barf.

omg 15 minutes to burn

well i guess i'm going to go with option c)

check ya later

H to the izzo

so i'm back from my vacation in Kingston/T. (aka Toronto) and it was fab! mind u i can't really recall all that occured as we were super busy visiting, shopping, viewing the sites, batteling a cold (yes leave it to me to be sick while on vacation!), more shopping, eating, walking, etc, etc that it all flew by in a blur.

a few quick highlights though:

duh! seeing my sissy
the Toronto zoo (pics to follow...although they aren't that great)
laughing until tears streamed down my face at a video that jilly captured of my mom, and we proceeded to watch it over and over and over and laughing harder each time.....
scoping out MuchMusic! finally and we got to see them setting up for the MMVA's so cool!
the Eaton Centre which leads to....
SEPHORA! I died and went to heaven

not so cool highlights:

the fighting, screaming, yelling, crying hissy fits,
and temper tantrums
that each and every one of us threw at some point
getting lost not once but twice in Kingston and having to call my sissy to come get us
almost (this close) to causing an accident in which we all would've DIED on the main freeway to Toronto
almost being held buy gun/knife point by a homeless weirdo.............
well not really but he was really scary and strung out on something and he so could've! you just never know with those homeless pps!!
the heat. omg it was so bloody hot! like it was insane i've never felt anything like it! thank god for country breezes is all i have to say
not going up the CN Tower even though we were RIGHT THERE!
our crappy ass hotel (ahem RAMADA) in downtown Toronto (ahem 300 Jarvis Street) if you are planning on going to Toronto do not, i Repeat DO NOT STAY HERE! was the wurst hotel ever!
stuipd ass outlet centre (cannot recall name, Dairy, Dearie....help me jilly here.....) that was so not an outlet centre! FALSE ADVERTISING! there were only like 3 in the whole GODDAMN MALL!
oh
and the 2 hrs of sleep that i got on the way home
and did i mention i was sick the WHOLE FRIGGIN TIME!
because a stuipd co-worker of mine refused to call in sick and spread all her germs in the office thus infecting me and my hubby
BIATCH!

good times, good times

20 minutes and counting

ok so it's now 4:37

and i cannot possibly work anymore today

my desk is all cleaned off, i've got all my shit (ahem work) caught up and
now it's just a matter of minutes and i'm outta here!

~tick tock ~ goes my clock

now pray for nice weather, good luck and fortune

oh and the odd shopping bargain/steal

i'm outta here pps see ya next week sometime (i'm sure i'll have a lot of catching up to do)

peace out :0)

quickie

so excited i leave in work in about

3 hrs

and then i'm off for

5 days!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and to top that wonderfull prize off i'm going to Ontario to see my sissy!

and oh yeah shop like i've never shopped before!

tee hee

shhh can u keep a secret

whenever someone calls into the office and is either mean/rude/abrupt just plain nasty i always flip off the phone as i am transfering them....a sort of take that you @#$!@$%!

i cannot stand the smell of tuna it makes me gag

which is weird cause i don't have a sensitive gag reflux.....wink wink (HA HA)

i hate it when people always call me "cute" or the "quiet one"

i feel that a lot of my friends and or family do not know the real me

i would say that i am fake with quite a few people

i secretly really like Paris Hilton's new song even though i cannot stand her. the video is way hilarous though you must check it out if you are in need of a laugh

i can't cook

i don't ever sew or iron anything (i don't even know where my iron is)

i can do laundry though, that's at least something

and i do clean.......at least sometimes, usually when i know people will be over

i only brush my teeth twice a day and i never floss

i'm addicted to tanning beds but i only allow myself to go twice a week

that's only when i can afford to go

i will only use tampons when it's that time of the month i plain out refuse to buy pads. uck!

sometimes i wonder what the heck i'm doing with my life

other times i'm pretty content

Canadian Idol really blows this year & the judges are just plain rude/mean so thinking of not wathcing this year (i'll give it one more week)

i'm scared shitless at even the thought of having children/giving birth

i despise living pay check to pay check and it drives me insane

no really it does even though i have no control over it.....well i do sorta but we just can't seem to stop spending

i usually get my way

and pitch a holy ole fit if i don't get it

i luv listening to the oldie's there are some wicked tunes from that time and you just don't get them now-a-days, truly you don't

i still don't know what i want to be when i grow up

some of my favorite shows when i was a kid were Seasme Street, Mr. Dress Up, Reading Rainbow, Mr. Rogers

i don't really remember a lot from my childhood, it's a blank except for the odd memory here or there or when someone says "remember when" (must've been all that weed i smoked from 18-20)

i haven't smoked a joint in months, in fact it's probably more like a year

i have tons of stuff to do today but i just had to take 30 minutes to chill and de-stress

at the office people tell me when they come/go and i'm supposed to make a note of it so that if anyone calls then someone knows where they are......i so don't do this.....in fact when they tell me they are leaving i'm silently thinking in my head "i don't give a sweet f@!*#!"

i forget stuff a lot too

and i'm so not observant

in fact i really don't know why i picked this career choice as it's so not right for me but yet at the same time it somehow is. weird

~i'm out~

more bad, sad, just plain awful news

one of my uncles was killed yesterday morning in a car accident

to say i'm numb isn't even the right word that i want to use right now

stunned, shocked, mortified, speechless

i'm hurting/aching for my aunt, my cousins and my dad

but most of all for his granddaughter whom him and my aunt basically adopted as there own daughter couldn't/didn't want to raise her and she was the light of his life and vice versa.

to many words are trying to surface right now but all i want/need to say is Goodbye uncle Orv (his name was Orville), i'll see you again

no more monkeys jumpin on the bed

you know i would really like to have a pet monkey not the fugly ones but the cute ones like what Ross had on friends or one that looked like curious george. you could teach them tricks and better yet teach them to do mundane things that you don't want to like pick up stuff that you don't want to bend over and pick up or better yet teach it to fetch you beer and snacks from the kitchen when you are say in the middle of a good show or movie....yeah wouldn't that just be the greatest??

these last few weeks i have wanted nothing more than to run from my work place kicking and screaming and throwing a Grande Royle of all 2 year old temper tantrums. i am severally frustrated with my work or i should say frustrated at myself for putting myself in this situation, i should have been a good girl in high school got good grades, focused on my school work and really worked hard. but no. i hated school, hated studying and basically just fucked off my high school years and if i would've just smartened the heck up i could've graduated with scholarships went off to college and got a degree in something and graduated in 4 years and making good money right now. but no. instead i worked for a couple of years (in retail), went to community college to become an administrative assistant (heck anything was better than retail at this point) and now 5 years later here i sit (well not actually working at the moment but that's besides the point) making shit ass for money and i am SICK to death of this job! i've had enough of answering the fucking phone, i've had enough of doing people's crap that they are to damn lazy to do themselves. i've just had IT! so i tell my "supervisor" that i want more like months ago and they have given me more but now there is a possibility of new position opening up and come to find out there not so big on the idea of promoting me as i'm to "pleasant" and "friendly" with the customers! well fuck you! if they hire someone else above me i am going to be severally pissed, like beyond pissed and more importantly hurt as from day one when they first interviewed me i expressed that i did not, DID NOT want to stay at this level for ever and ever as i hate it and as each day goes on knowing this tid bit of information which i'm still not 100% sure on you nobody has said anything fer sure but you know how you just get those feelings sometimes, well yeah i have this feeling that they are going to screw me over. so just to prove a point i am now being rude to everyone....no i'm not really well mabye not quite as friendly as i would normally be.

course i've been a little on edge lately anyways, and mabye a tad bit paranoid

~sigh ~

so i finally had to break down and ask my dr. to put me back on anxiety/panic disorder medication as i just have not been myself like the past month and it's funny how i knew my triggers were being set off but yet how i ignored them

so hopefully no more miss crabby pants (my husband has taken the brunt of my anger/anxiety/stressed out issues, poor bastard), no no more late nights of restless sleep, no more fretting/worrying about things i cannot control i'm hoping this drug just mellows me the hell out, i don't think i ever remember being this wound up and it's not just one thing it's like at least 5 things that are really wigging me out (the work thing being like one of the highest)

on the positive side of things i am taking not 1 but 2 vacation days next week to go on a major shopping trip to Kittery, Maine to hit up the outlet stores, despite the fact that none of us have any money to shop with were going anyways and i think it's just what i need to un-wind and de-stress

gotta luv the happy endorfens one gets while shopping :0 )

what i need right NOW

&

thank you god it is freaking FRIDAY

20 minutes and counting before i blow this joint

i have never ever, EVER wanted a drink as badly as i do right now, and no i'm not an alcoholic, at least i never thought i was. although this past week it's all i can really think about and the only thing that brings me any sort of "happiness" that just makes me feel all warm and giddy inside. is that so wrong?

and no i don't really want to talk about why i'm so stressed as it will just bring my blood pressure even higher what with all the bloody car repairs, job related issues, mortgage frustrations i would just rather not go there. so instead my friends i would like to know what's your favorite alcoholic beverage?

and oh yeah happy freakin friday

"M" meme

so i've been tagged, sort of by Barry who so kindly left a comment a couple of posts ago. so i guess this is a letter meme (apparantly meme stands for it's all about me as in me me....)

anyways i've been tagged with the letter "M" and i guess you are supposed to list 10 words beginning with this letter and state what they mean to you or just whatever comes to mind. i'm not officially tagging anyone but anyone wanting to play let me know and i'll assign you your letter!

so here goes my 10 meme's for the letter M

Muff - as in holy ole muff! this is one of my favorite sayings when i just can't believe what someone just said or when something take's me by surprize. or it could also be, you know that fashion accessory that us canucks or russian people wear in the winter time that is made from rabbit fur to warm your hands in, or i could also stand for.......well you know.......down there ~wink wink~

Muffin - whenever i think of muffin's i think of strawberry shortcake the cartoon for some reason wasn't there a character that had a muffin head?? i could be completely wrong fer sure but i always think of this or a big ass blueberry muffin..................mmmmmmmmmmm

Money - how could i not think of this when assigned the letter M. i always sing that stupid song you know where they scream "money, money, money .....MONEY!!!" i have issues i know. or i also often thing K-ching! but mostly i never, ever very rarely have money so these instances hardly ever occur

Mole - moley mole! MOLE! classic scene from Austin Powers. i actually have quite a few moles myself (none on my face though thankfully)

Music - ah, the world just wouldn't be the same if we no longer had music. i'm pretty much open to all kinds of music except for country, i cannot stand the twangy, whiny sounds of country music. bout the only country music that i can stand is the more pop sounding artists like Shania, and the Dixie Chicks

Matilda - this is a weird one for me. i rememeber a history class or something where they played us "waltzing Matilda" which is a famous "old" song from Austraila and for some reason it just stuck with me and of course cuttie pie Heath Ledger & his fiance Michelle Williams (these two are so cute together!) recently named there little girl Matilda

Magneto - as in the evil villian from the X men. i so want to see this last installment of the series as it looks amazing and well Ian McLellan is just a phenomanal actor he's one of my favorite mutants to (i always like the bad guys)

Magenta - as in the vibrant color magenta. i luv this color and i think if i was to ever become a porn star/stripper i would seriousily half consider using this as a "stage" name ~ like sound it out really slow " ma gent and then ahhhhhhhhh" now say it fast Magenta!

Munchies - nothing gets you more than these after smoking some of the happy weed or when it's that time of the month. i almost always fall victim to the munchies when i'm suffering from PMS and i will just eat and eat and eat some more until i feel ill. just munch munch munch all nite long, i'm going to munch munch munch while i sing this song............ok i can't think of any more words to this little song diddy of mine

Maddox - as in Angelina Jolie's adopted son Maddox, isn't he just the cutest little boy? and i really am quite growing to like this name. mabye some day i'll use it to name one of my "potential" children some day. and can you believe how lucky this kid is? to be adopted by a rich famous women from poor Cambodia and be spoiled rotten with toys, gadgets and clothes! so not fair! can't some rich person adopt me??

hope you enjoyed & feel free to participate just ask me for a letter!

c'mon you can do it!!

my latest guilty pleasure

aren't these just the cutest?? i'm so in love!!!! and there mine all MINE!

(EVIL laughter ensues)

Idol Finale....who really cares??

so the big Idol Finale is on tonight and i ask myself am i really the only person left that doesn't give a rat's ass who wins this season?

I mean jeez, really the guy who would've been the only album i would've went out and bought was booted off 2 episode's ago. well obiviousily someone out there still cares as they still get millions apon millions of viewers (myself included) but i'm not really sure why i still watch as with each show i get more and more irritated with the way this show is produced/run. i'm beginning to wonder if somehow it is rigged or mabye it is all just becomming more and more predictable as this is what season 5 now and i'm positive there will be a season 6 as they are just making to much money not to. but when is enough enough?

so in my typical blog fashion here is my run down of the two finalists left.....are u excited?? cause i'm like so excited (not)......

here goes


oi, where to start with Taylor Hicks. Simon predicted at the beginning of this season that he would not, absoletely in no way make it to the finals or win this season........seems kinda ironic or mabye "predictable" that he is acutally in the final two now don't you think? oh well, what do i know? and if this guy says "soul patrol" while pumping his fist one more damn time i am seriousily going to lose it. i should create some sort of drinking game as i'm sure by the end of the show i would really have a good buzz on mabye i would enjoy him better if i was loaded....hmmm this may be an idea. sigh. he just irritates the crap out of me. can't he stand still for more than 2 seconds? give him some ritlan pronto ~ PLEASE ~ he's not to bad when he sings the slower songs and he's actually standing STILL but would i buy his album? no, then again the only idol to ever win that i've bought there music has been Kelly so what does that really say. nothing i guess

ah Katherine McPhee when this show first started i really liked you and was rooting for you (i still am actually) but along the way you started irritating me. perhaps it is the way you portray yourself as a sex kitten what with all the fun flirty looks, the struts across the stage, your girating performance on the floor a couple of weeks ago, the incident with your skirt coming undone........it just goes on and on and vocally you just have been hit & miss with me. last weeks performance of R. Kelly's "i believe i can fly" was horrid but then you come back and win me over again with "somewhere over the rainbow" which was so beautiful, why can't you just be consistantly good? either way you really need to put your game face on tonight and bring it as i believe Mr. Hicks is the favorite to win, as much as i hate to say it

so whose my pick to win it this year......

i should put my money on Taylor but i'm going to root for the underdog and pick Katherine to win, that is if she's on top of her game tonight & i just hate Taylor and do not, NOT want him to win although i'm sure he will

there you have it ~ until the next idol

i'm out

O.C. Shocker

wow, i'm speechless after last night's episode, like i knew that there had been rumours going around that Mischa Barton (below) wanted to leave the show but like OMG!

i'm sorry for anyone who hasn't seen the show yet so major SPOILER alert ahead

so the show was all about the gangs (the gang consists of Ryan, Seth, Summer and Marissa) graduation, lot's of laughs, lot's of reflections on what all they have been thru and it was very upbeat and happy, so i knew that something fishy was going to happen but man did they ever pull one over

so at the very end Marissa is going to leave Newport to go live with her dad for a year and travel around on a sailing boat thru the greek islands and everyone has said there good byes and her and Ryan are going to the airport, the reason behind this is because Marissa was the first person Ryan saw when he arrived in Newport and Marissa wanted him to be the last person she saw as she was leaving Newport....make sennse? probably not. anyways.

so they are headed for the airport driving along when Volcheck (marissa's ex) rams them from behind in a van (he had been drinking and wen't all pyscho after he lost marissa) and is trying to run them off the road for them to pull over, eventually they come apon this construction site and end up being "rammed" off the road over an embankment going end over end (my mouth at this point is hanging wide open) and then land upside down on a road below where they were a second ago. Ryan wakes up bout a minute after and breaks the window to get out, goes around the car and tries to wake Marissa up which doesn't happen, he then notices that the fuel line is leaking and sparking flames so he pulls her out (right before it explodes of course) and is carrying here away from the car (which i forgot to mention was a gift from his "real" mom), and if your a true O.C. fan you knew that they were mirrioring the eposode where Marissa OD'd in Mexico and Ryan had to carry here back to the hotel.....anyways i'm so sidetracked right now...

back to the current show and he's carrying her and stops ~ i should note that the makeup crew did one hell of a job as she truly looked like she had been in a car crash, she was bleeding from the head, pasty white complexion and she was just so limp and she kinda comes too and sees Ryan and he's like "i gotta get help" and she's like "no, stay.....stay" and she's coming in and out of conceiousness and she's actually gurgling, you know how people just sound when they die and i'm like NO! omg no! and then they get playing that stuipid halleluja (which always makes me cry) and flash back to when Ryan first arrived in Newport and see's marissa standing at the curb as him & sandy drive by then they flash back (still playing that damn song, the tears are rolling now....) and she comes to one last time and then that's it she's gone and then they flash back one more time and show her standing on the curb with the sun setting behind her and ryan is looking back at her and SHE'S SO DEAD! like omg i can't belive they just did THAT and it ended just. like. that. like wtf!?

HOLY OLE MUFF!!!

and i was so upset by all of this last night (and obiviousily today) and it's just a stupid show but it really bothered me. mabye it was the whole car accident thing and i think it just reminded me of Lisa (who died in a car crash) or something but i was really, really and still am upset.

or mabye it's just cause it's that time of the month

my husband refuses to believe that she is dead, he thinks it's all a plot to snag people in to watch next season but from what i've read online today it sounds legit

so what are they going to do next season? follow Catlin around? whom i do not like at all. all the other people in the show are going off to college.......

i just don't know what else to say i guess and i'll leave it at that. i just needed to rant someplace as i'm so shocked

anyways, peace out :)

go OILERS GO!

way to go guys! Congrats on making the Stanley Cup finals this year let's hope you keep the momentum up and take down your competitors the "mighty ducks", what a wimpy crappy name, sadly there team isn't wimpy though and i'm sure they will be a challenge but i know you can do it! your the underdog, the upset team of the season and you haven't won the cup in 14 years ~so your due fer sure

so bring out those gloves baby and come out swiginging it's The Stanley Cup for godsakes!

omg i'm so excited i could pee my pants right now

oh and did i mention hockey players are hot?? yeah even though most of them have no teeth and are beat all to shit they are HOTT with two t's! tee hee. if you don't watch girls you have to check it out ~ seriousily

i probably shouldn't put this out into the universe as i'm sure to jynx the team as any time i support something to this extent they always lose.......but i'm just so darn excited that they won the western division, it's been forever and ever since they last won anything and they soooo deserve to win it's not even funny

anyways i'll stop now

a little too much drinky poo

i had to share this and add my two cents to it

happy friday ~ enjoy ~

Titled : When girls drink to much

1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS. how does this always, always seem to happen?? i've resorted to not even taking my purse with me

2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING
OUR BUTT WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE
MOVE AROUND. or dancing like a stripper (or thinking that you are a stripper....)and being unable to move or walk the next day....

3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S ASS
AND HONESTLY BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO. hell yeah bring it on baby i could take anyone on i feel like superman.....are u looking at me? didn't think so biatch!

4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOK MORE
LIKE A HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST FOUR
HOURS AGO can't say that this happens to me at least not til the next day as i always pass out before taking my makeup off i always think i'm the hottest thing on the planet until i wake up in the morning and it all comes crashing back

5.WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE
THEM SOOOOO MUCH. oh my god this is so true.....and oh yeah i sooooo luv you!

6. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A
NEW SONG PLAY'S BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!"you cannot prye me off of the dance floor after having a few and every song is my favorite

7. WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO US. sadly this is true too

8. WE'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT. dammit, true again (although i haven't touched one in forever but you always just want to)

9. WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO WE BELIEVE CHEATED US BY GIVING US JUST LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE GIN. yup, true again

10. WE THINK WE ARE IN BED, BUT OUR PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY
LIKE THE KITCHEN FLOOR can't say i've ever done this personally i usually make it to the bed but i can so see me doing this

11. WE FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID'S DOWN WHEN WE SIT ON IT. yup done this one before

12. WE TAKE OUR SHOES OFF BECAUSE WE BELIEVE IT'S THEIR FAULT THAT WE'RE HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT. the shoes almost always come off if not for walking because they hurt, or i trip or i just feel like running around barefoot channeling my inner britney spears it doesn't matter cause i'm loaded baby and i feel sexy and fine!

man i feel like going and tying one on now fer sure!

do you smell curry???

here's my afternoon chuckle to myself

so i'm sitting here at my desk after just consuming my lunch and i just so happen to just let a 'lil fart sneak through which is very hard to do here considering that i'm out in the open and right in the area that the "main" traffic flow passes through. so i let it out hoping that nobody wanders through in the next few minutes or so. and usually they don't or at least my farts don't smell but it just so happens that it did today and what do you think happens next?

well

it just so happens that one of the "hotties" (not the hottest but still attractive) wanders our from no where and immedietly starts smelling......

omg ~ omg ~ omg

so i quickly shoot up outta my chair (before he gets super close trying to dissapate the smell) and get up and pretend to be doing something and he's like

~ "sniff"~

~"sniff" ~

do you smell curry? and i'm like ummmm what?! still trying to be busy and he's like did someone have curry for lunch? i nervously giggled (always play dumb when put on the spot in a situation like this.....) and manage to stammer out that another girl had something with cheese on it for lunch. geesh i didn't think it smelled that bad. but curry!? C'mon!!

oi

what a day

busy 'lil flea flea

so i had a super busy weekend i just blinked and poof it was gone (don't they all though) although usually i spend most of my weekends curled up in bed (i could sleep and sleep and still be tired) this past weekend i was actually busy, running around doing house work, going to McAdam for a ATV poker ralley and pulling my shift at a local annual Trade show (which by the way was so very painful) and still trying to get caught up on the housework. geesh. livin life in the fast lane sure takes a lot out of you. but i must say this was the first time in a long time that i've felt good and like my old self, hubby and i had a super time together with a group of friends at the atv ralley and just being outside in the fresh air did me a world of good. we've hit a rough patch again lately and saturday we just relaxed and enjoyed each other which was nice from our normal bickering and bantering. why do relationships have to be so hard?

ah well

in other news

most of my famdam are talking about packing up and moving out west which quite frankly left me speechless at first and i thought oh they'll never go........well it turns out that my aunt and uncle (my aunt that is like my 2nd mom) have found jobs out there and are flying out to meet with the said companies in a week! ya imagine! and my gut feeling says that they are going to go and now of course my mom (this is her sister that is going) is working on my dad to go! ya! so this all hits me like a ton of bricks last night and i just wanted to puke, i mean my mom and my aunt are my life support and then to take my dad too!? i can't imagine not having them here which is just so weird and wrong as i should support them no matter what as they do for me but it just feels wrong. and of course i always see both sides to things and i can see why they want to go what with the stupid mill being so messed up and with an uncertain future and to try and regain what they lost and blah blah blah mabye i'm just being selfish but i don't want them to go!! and then they tell me that we should u and move and i'm like hello we just built our "dream" home and have a mortgage up the ying yang and will never get what we have into it due to our location and quite frankly i don't want to move to alberta. so it looks like it will probably just be hubby and i and my grandmother (whom is also not taking this news so well). so yeah this whole thing is messed right up.

can u say Drama people?? with a capitol "D"

i couldn't resist

here is my rundown of idol last night

were really gettnig down to the nitty gritty now aren't we? gosh where has the time gone, seems like just yesterday that lil ole kevin corvis was still on this show. remember that? no, i take that back let's not refresh those tramatic times.

oh where to begin with last nights show. you know i am so bored with this year's show i have no highlights from last night, mind you chis's first performance was really good but it just didn't blow me away. oh and katherine was good on her second song but i thought she looked like a stripper wanna-be or something with her jerking gi-rating moves on the floor. i really like her but sometimes i really wonder what was she thinking? whatever.

onto my bottom 3 (which is so obivious this show has become so predictable we all know it's Chris and someone preferably Katherine in the bottom 2)



oh Taylor, Taylor, Taylor i'm so sick and tired of you seizure like spasms on this show. at first i thought it was kinda different and unique but as the weeks progressed it really started to annoy me that and the fact that you haven't improved on yourself at all and i didn't really like your singing to begin with either. i'm sure you'll be around awhile yet but in my eyes you need to go and soon that or do something to really impress me


onto the youngest competitor left. now again paris can sing i'll give her that but it's her talking voice and her annoying bubbly personality that i think is kickin her in the butt that and all the older competitors are just blowing her right out of the water. i'm sure she'll get some sort of record deal after idol but in my opinion she is just not ready yet. give her 2-4 years and she'll really be something. she's in serious, serious danger of going home tonight as she's been in the bottom three way more than kellie pickler can count


and lastly goat boy as sadie lou likes to call him (and it's just stuck with me) everytime i see him i picture a goat, mind you his looks have improved somewhat since this fugly picture to the left he looks much better with longer hair but still this guy is sooooo BORING and to pick two songs with the words "go home" or "they said i wouldn't last on broadway" & he was also the first to go in the dreaded first spot. he should be sweating bullets tonight with good reason.

so my pic to go home tonight is......

Taylor

yup you read it right i think it will be the surprize vote of the season you know how they always have those? a heavy favorite (i.e. Tamyra Grey, LaToya London, etc, etc)

anyways that's my two cents worth

happy hump day bitches!

something interesting...

well not really but i snagged ya in didn't i??

probably not but that's ok

so i must honestly admit i haven't really had the blogger bug lately. have no interest to write or i should say i have "nothing" witty or funny to write about. i usually like to bitch here or whine but frankly that gets a little old rather quickly and usually just depresses me. my whole reasoning for blogging in the first place was to keep in contact with my cousins or relatives that live far away from me. at first it was great they all stopped by said "hi" left an update on their lives and what nots. bout a month or two later they were gone off into there own worlds again but i kept blogging as it was theraputic to me and i enjoyed it and gradually i made new friends and more of my "old" blogger friends quit blogging entirely (ahem jilly and andy) then i stumbled across some positively delicious gossip sites and that brings me to today. some days i just can't wait to read up on everyones lives and goings on's and other days (mostly of late) i just haven't had the energy or time. i don't think i will ever give up on my blog entirely i just may not post as often or at least until i snap out of whatever the heck i'm in. i think i'm suffering a dose of the "blues" or something i just haven't felt like myself lately. which could possibly be due to all the severe headaches i've had lately or just plain old depression which i hate to admit to myself but i just may have to go down that road again.

anyways nough of that depressing shit my main reason for coming here today (although i'm glad i got that off my back) was to post about something rather amuzing that i witnessed this morning.

where to begin this story...........

hmm well it's raining here today and on my drive to work i got to thinking that i'm not the type of girl that cares if i get my hair wet (it's just hair) so i got to thinking of all the prissy girls out there that just have the utmost kinniption if they get there hair wet so before i tell the story i should mention that yesterday the girl from downstairs (who work for a different company than i do but are in the same building) whom i sort of despise anyways as she flirts with an office hottie (one of many i might add) and it's sooooo obivious, anyways that's a whole other story for another day, so this chick comes upstairs and introduces this new "student" that will be working with them for a bit and i just knew that they would work there way down to flirt with office hottie and sure enough they did. what ensued was pretty much a continuous string of annoying giggles and every time this new girl would laugh i wanted to scream or poke my eyes out. such an air head and no she's not blonde she has this long dark curly (pretty sure it's a perm) hair. so anyways back to this morning and me silently making fun of chicks that put up there hoods or make a mad dash from the car to the office (shopping mall whatever) when all of a sudden in she comes on the run with her hood up! now isn't that just too weird? i think i'm psychic or something but i couldn't help chuckling to myself.

just had to share